intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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asian:

I just want good eyebrows and maybe a new face

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dietkiller:

Apple Mint Sangria

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

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